Romantic Poems to Read to Your Penis: A collection of heartfelt verses for your most intimate audience

Looking for the perfect romantic poetry book… for your penis? You’ve just found it.Romantic Poetry to Read to Your Penis is a hilarious (and surprisingly heartfelt) collection of original verses dedicated to the most important relationship in a man’s life. Whether you’re reading solo, sharing a laugh with your partner, or hunting for the funniest gag gift this side of the bedroom, these pages are here to keep romance alive — and throbbing.Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, bachelor parties, or that one friend who “has everything,” this book is equal parts funny poetry, adult humor, and absolute ridiculousness. Finally — poetry that truly speaks to him.